Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th August 2018

Dilbert//10711, first published eight years ago on Sunday 12th August 2018

Tags

the boss, dogbert, unhealthy, exercise, mouse

Official transcript

Dogbert: All of your employees are fat and unhealthy. That's why you should replace your outdated cubicles with treadmill desks. My company makes a treadmill desk that requires no electricity.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALL OF YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE FAT AND UNHEALTHY.

THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD REPLACE YOUR OUTDATED CUBICLES WITH TREADMILL DESKS.

MY COMPANY MAKES A TREADMILL DESK THAT REQUIRES NO ELECTRICITY.

WHAT IF THE EMPLOYEES DON'T LIKE IT?

THEY ALREADY HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEIR JOBS.

THERE'S NO REAL DOWNSIDE.

GOOD POINT.

KNOW.

I'LL SEND YOU ONE OF OUR DEMO UNITS SO YOU CAN TEST IT OUT.

I FINALLY FEEL AS IF I'M GETTING SOMEWHERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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