Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th September 2018

Dilbert//10737, first published eight years ago on Friday 7th September 2018

Medical Phone Calls

Tags

alice, the boss, doctor, medical, phone call, boils, conversation

Official transcript

The Boss: Hello, Doctor.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, DOCTOR UGH.

CAN YOU PLEASE NOT HAVE MEDICAL CONVERSATIONS WHERE I CAN HEAR THEM?

RELAX. IT'S ONLY SOME PROJECTILE BOILS AND THEIR MILKY PAYLOAD.

I HATE YOU!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Milky Payload"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features a conversation between a man and a woman at a desk. The man introduces himself as "Doctor" and the woman responds with a sarcastic comment about not wanting to hear medical conversations where he can hear them. The man then asks if she can please not have medical conversations where he can hear them, to which the woman replies with an insult about his hair, comparing it to a projectile that boils and has a milky payload. The man takes offense to this and responds with a sarcastic comment, "I hate you!" The comic strip is a humorous exchange between two characters, with the woman's sarcastic comments and the man's reactions creating a comedic effect.

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