Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th September 2018

Dilbert//10737, first published eight years ago on Friday 7th September 2018

Medical Phone Calls

Tags

alice, the boss, doctor, medical, phone call, boils, conversation

Official transcript

The Boss: Hello, Doctor.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, DOCTOR UGH.

CAN YOU PLEASE NOT HAVE MEDICAL CONVERSATIONS WHERE I CAN HEAR THEM?

RELAX. IT'S ONLY SOME PROJECTILE BOILS AND THEIR MILKY PAYLOAD.

I HATE YOU!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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