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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th October 2018

Dilbert//10770, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 10th October 2018

Dogbert The Insultant


Tags

dogbert, business, insultant, journal, week, fat, stupid, question, list


Official transcript

Dogbert the business insultant.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE BUSINESS INSULTANT MAKE A JOURNAL OF EVERYTHING YOU DO FOR A WEEK.

THEN STOP DOING EVERYTHING THAT IS ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IT'S MAKING YOU FAT AND STUPID.

I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.

ADD "ASKS QUESTIONS" TO YOUR LIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Title: "The Business Insultant"

Summary:

  • Dogbert, a business consultant, advises the main character to keep a journal of everything done for a week.
  • However, the character stops after one entry, stating that the task is making them fat and stupid.
  • Dogbert responds by asking questions related to the character's list, implying that the character has not been keeping a journal as instructed.

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