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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th October 2018

Dilbert//10770, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 10th October 2018

Dogbert The Insultant


Tags

dogbert, business, insultant, journal, week, fat, stupid, question, list


Official transcript

Dogbert the business insultant.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE BUSINESS INSULTANT MAKE A JOURNAL OF EVERYTHING YOU DO FOR A WEEK.

THEN STOP DOING EVERYTHING THAT IS ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IT'S MAKING YOU FAT AND STUPID.

I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.

ADD "ASKS QUESTIONS" TO YOUR LIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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