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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th October 2018

Dilbert//10772, first published eight years ago on Friday 12th October 2018

Robot Upgrade


Tags

dilbert, robot, upgrade, software, robots, fleshy


Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm going to upgrade your software to make you more human.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM GOING TO UPGRADE YOUR SOFTWARE TO MAKE YOU MORE HUMAN THAT'S STUPID. YOU SHOULD UPGRADE YOURSELF TO BE MORE LIKE ROBOTS. WE'RE THE BEST.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU ALREADY GOT THE UPGRADE.

DON T FLATTER YOURSELF, FLESHY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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