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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th November 2018

Dilbert//10816, first published eight years ago on Sunday 25th November 2018


Tags

career, employees, office, office workers, training, trick, sabatoge


Official transcript

Boss: Wally will train you for your new job. You'll need to figure out how much of what he says is real training and how much is career sabotage.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY WILL TRAIN YOU FOR YOUR NEW JOB.

YOULL NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OF WHAT HE SAYS IS REAL TRAINING AND HOW MUCH IS CAREER SABOTAGE.

CAREER SABOTAGE?

EMPLOYEES DON'T LIKE COMPETITION.

ONLY THE TOP 20% GET BONUSES.

THEYLL DO WHAT THEY CAN TO KEEP YOU OUT OF THAT GROUP.

I ASSUME YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.

YOULL SEE.

HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU ABOUT NO-PANTS FRIDAYS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Career Sabotage"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Wally, an employee who is struggling to find meaning in his job. He confides in Dilbert, who is skeptical of Wally's concerns. Dilbert advises Wally to focus on training and career sabotage, but Wally is unconvinced.

Key Points:

  • Wally is dissatisfied with his job and seeks advice from Dilbert.
  • Dilbert suggests that Wally should focus on training and career sabotage.
  • Wally is skeptical of Dilbert's advice and expresses his concerns about the company's priorities.
  • The comic strip highlights the challenges of finding meaning and purpose in a corporate environment.

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