Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th November 2018

Dilbert//10816, first published eight years ago on Sunday 25th November 2018

Tags

career, employees, office, office workers, training, trick, sabatoge

Official transcript

Boss: Wally will train you for your new job. You'll need to figure out how much of what he says is real training and how much is career sabotage.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY WILL TRAIN YOU FOR YOUR NEW JOB.

YOULL NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OF WHAT HE SAYS IS REAL TRAINING AND HOW MUCH IS CAREER SABOTAGE.

CAREER SABOTAGE?

EMPLOYEES DON'T LIKE COMPETITION.

ONLY THE TOP 20% GET BONUSES.

THEYLL DO WHAT THEY CAN TO KEEP YOU OUT OF THAT GROUP.

I ASSUME YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.

YOULL SEE.

HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU ABOUT NO-PANTS FRIDAYS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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