Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th November 2018

Dilbert//10818, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 27th November 2018

Being More Nimble

Tags

boss, business, decision, managers & supervisors, office workers, sarcasm

Official transcript

Boss: We need to be more innovative and more nimble. That's why I created a task force to consider forming a project team to write a white paper on how to start.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO BE MORE INNOVATIVE AND MORE NIMBLE.

THAT'S WHY I CREATED A TASK FORCE TO CONSIDER FORMING A PROJECT TEAM TO WRITE A WHITE PAPER ON HOW TO START.

MAYBE THEY CAN FIX YOU FIRST.

YOU CAN'T FIX PERFECT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Perfect White Paper"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a distinctive appearance, and his colleagues discussing the creation of a task force to write a white paper on how to start.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's boss emphasizes the importance of innovation and nimbleness.
• The task force is formed to write a white paper on how to start.
• Dilbert suggests that maybe they can fix the problem first.
• His colleague responds that they can't fix perfection.

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip lies in the absurdity of forming a task force to write a white paper on how to start, and the subsequent conversation between Dilbert and his colleague. The punchline about not being able to fix perfection adds to the comedic effect.

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