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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th November 2018

Dilbert//10818, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 27th November 2018

Being More Nimble


Tags

boss, business, decision, managers & supervisors, office workers, sarcasm


Official transcript

Boss: We need to be more innovative and more nimble. That's why I created a task force to consider forming a project team to write a white paper on how to start.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE NEED TO BE MORE INNOVATIVE AND MORE NIMBLE.

THAT'S WHY I CREATED A TASK FORCE TO CONSIDER FORMING A PROJECT TEAM TO WRITE A WHITE PAPER ON HOW TO START.

MAYBE THEY CAN FIX YOU FIRST.

YOU CAN'T FIX PERFECT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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