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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th November 2018

Dilbert//10820, first published eight years ago on Thursday 29th November 2018

Everyone Is Their Own Boss


Tags

boss, business, decision, employees, company


Official transcript

Man: At my company, every employee is their own boss.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AT MY COMPANY, EVERY EMPLOYEE IS THEIR OWN BOSS.

HOW DO YOU MAKE DECISIONS?

CAN I GET BACK TO YOU WHEN WE MAKE ONE?

IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO YEARS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Boss's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting between employees and their boss, who is struggling to make decisions. The boss asks the employees how they make decisions, and one employee responds that it's been two years since they last made a decision. The boss is surprised and asks if they can get back to making one now. The employees seem uncertain, and the boss appears frustrated.

Key Points:

  • The boss is having trouble making decisions.
  • An employee reveals that it's been two years since they last made a decision.
  • The boss asks if they can get back to making one now.
  • The employees seem uncertain, and the boss appears frustrated.

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