Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd December 2018

Dilbert//10823, first published eight years ago on Sunday 2nd December 2018

Tags

business, decision, executives, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, success, manipulation

Official transcript

CEO: Profits have increased thirty percent under my leadership.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PROFITS HAVE INCREASED THIRTY PERCENT UNDER MY LEADERSHIP.

SNORT.

WHAT?

ALL YOU DO IS PICK THE BEST PLANS FROM THE OPTIONS WE SHOW YOU.

EXACTLY. AND I PICK THE BEST PLAN EVERY TIME.

THAT'S BECAUSE WE ONLY SHOW YOU THE BEST PLANS COMPARED TO THE WORST PLANS WE CAN THINK OF.

WE CONTROL EVERY DECISION YOU MAKE BY MANIPULATING YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE OPTIONS.

NEED TO FIX THAT.

HOW DO YOU FIX SOMETHING THAT ISN'T BROKEN?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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