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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th December 2018

Dilbert//10836, first published eight years ago on Saturday 15th December 2018

Fly On Weekend


Tags

boss, business, managers & supervisors, office workers, evil, cheap


Official transcript

Boss: I need you to do a customer site visit. Book your flight for the weekend so you don't miss any work.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO DO A CUSTOMER SITE VISIT.

BOOK YOUR FLIGHT FOR THE WEEKEND SO YOU DON'T MISS ANY WORK.

I'M IMPRESSED BY YOUR CASUAL EVIL.

BRING YOUR OWN FOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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