Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd December 2018

Dilbert//10843, first published eight years ago on Saturday 22nd December 2018

Doomed Humanity To Annihilation

Tags

aliens, attack, boss, communication, managers & supervisors, mistake, office workers, technology, laser, nasa

Official transcript

Boss: The laser communication prototype you built for NASA accidentally vaporized the alien ship heading our way. If it got off a message to its home planet, your stupidity has doomed humanity to annihilation. Also, you didn't complete your mandatory training in chair safety.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE LASER COMMUNICATION PROTOTYPE YOU BUILT FOR NASA ACCIDENTALLY VAPORIZED THE ALIEN SHIP HEADING OUR WAY.

IF IT GOT OFF A MESSAGE TO ITS HOME PLANET, YOUR STUPIDITY HAS DOOMED HUMANITY TO ANNIHILATION.

ALSO, YOU DIDNT COMPLETE YOUR MANDATORY TRAINING IN CHAIR SAFETY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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