Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th January 2019

Dilbert//10858, first published seven years ago on Sunday 6th January 2019

Tags

argument, boss, complaining, eating, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, sounds

Official transcript

Boss: I need to talk to you about your apple-eating.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR APPLE-EATING.

MY WHAT?

EVERY AFTERNOON YOU EAT AN APPLE AT YOUR DESK.

YOUR COWORKERS ARE COMPLAINING BECAUSE IT'S LOUD.

THEY CAN'T WORK WITH ALL OF YOUR CRISPY CHEWING NOISE.

IN MY DEFENSE, MY COWORKERS ARE SO INCOMPETENT THAT THE LESS WORK THEY DO, THE BETTER OFF THE COMPANY IS.

THAT IS A SURPRISINGLY ROBUST DEFENSE.

I'LL COME BACK IF I CAN THINK OF A COUNTERARGUMENT.

GOOD LUCK.

CRUNCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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