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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th January 2019

Dilbert//10860, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 8th January 2019

First Ai As Smart As Humans


Tags

intelligence, invention, office workers, robot, technology, logic, conspiracy, humans


Official transcript

Dilbert: I've created the first artificial intelligence that is as smart as a human being. The breakthrough came when I replaced its logic code with conspiracy theories, lies, emotional outbursts, and overconfidence.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IVE CREATED THE FIRST ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE THAT IS AS SMART AS A HUMAN BEING.

THE BREAK THROUGH CAME WHEN I REPLACED ITS LOGIC CODE WITH CONSPIRACY THEORIES, LIES, EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS, AND OVERCONFIDENCE.

YOU HAVE CREATED AN ABOMINATION I FIND IT CURIOUS THAT YOU TAKE SIDES WITH THE CHEM TRAILS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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