Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th January 2019

Dilbert//10862, first published seven years ago on Thursday 10th January 2019

Ai With Bad Analogies

Tags

engineering, questions, robot, technology, humans, rational

Official transcript

Dilbert: My breakthrough in A.I. came when I stopped trying to duplicate human rational thought.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BREAKTHROUGH IN A.I. CAME WHEN I STOPPED TRYING TO DUPLICATE HUMAN RATIONAL THOUGHT.

YOU CAN T COPY WHAT DOESN'T EXIST.

RIGHT. SO INSTEAD I CODED IT TO SPOUT ANALOGIES TO SOUND HUMAN.

SHOULD I ASK MY BOSS FOR A RAISE?

TREES DON'T ASK FOR RAISES, SO WHY SHOULD YOU?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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