Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th February 2019

Dilbert//10887, first published seven years ago on Monday 4th February 2019

Robot Has A Cyborg

Tags

insults, kids, office workers, robot, technology, smartphone

Official transcript

Alice: Today I saw a kid on a hoverboard using a smartphone with headphones. It was like a creepy new species that is half-human and half-robot.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY I SAW A KID ON A HOVERBOARD USING A SMARTPHONE WITH HEADPHONES.

IT WAS LIKE A CREEPY NEW SPECIES THAT IS HALF-HUMAN AND HALF-ROBOT.

THAT'S MY SON.

HE'S A CYBORG.

I'LL REPORT MYSELF TO HUMAN RESOURCES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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