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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th February 2019

Dilbert//10911, first published seven years ago on Thursday 28th February 2019

Mandatory Training


Tags

avoidance, office, office workers, sarcasm, training


Official transcript

Boss: You haven't finished the mandatory compliance training modules.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU HAVENT FINISHED THE MANDATORY COMPLIANCE TRAINING MODULES.

I'M WAITING FOR A STRATEGIC TIME TO DO THEM.

, OKAY.

WANT TO GO TO LUNCH?

I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT I HAVE TRAINING MODULES TO DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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