Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th February 2019

Dilbert//10911, first published seven years ago on Thursday 28th February 2019

Mandatory Training

Tags

avoidance, office, office workers, sarcasm, training

Official transcript

Boss: You haven't finished the mandatory compliance training modules.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVENT FINISHED THE MANDATORY COMPLIANCE TRAINING MODULES.

I'M WAITING FOR A STRATEGIC TIME TO DO THEM.

, OKAY.

WANT TO GO TO LUNCH?

I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT I HAVE TRAINING MODULES TO DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Training Modules"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a man and a woman in an office setting. The woman, who has been waiting for a strategic time to do training modules, is approached by the man, who asks if she has finished them. She responds that she hasn't, but is willing to do them during lunch. The man agrees, but only if she does them during lunch. The woman is surprised by this request, as she had not expected to be asked to do training modules during her break.

Key Points:

• The woman has been waiting for a strategic time to do training modules.
• The man asks if she has finished them, and she responds that she hasn't.
• The woman offers to do them during lunch, but the man only agrees if she does them during her break.
• The woman is surprised by the man's request, as she had not expected to be asked to do training modules during her break.

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