Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th March 2019

Dilbert//10925, first published seven years ago on Thursday 14th March 2019

Hiring Unethical Scientist

Tags

suspicious, boss, lawyer, help, search, straightforward, scientist, bidding, money

Official transcript

Boss: We're looking for a scientist who can be easily influenced by money to back our product claims.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WERE LOOKING FOR A SCIENTIST WHO CAN BE EASILY INFLUENCED BY MONEY TO BACK OUR PRODUCT CLAIMS.

I'M PERFECT FOR THAT JOB. I HAVE NO ETHICAL BOUNDARIES WHATSOEVER.

BUT YOU WON'T TRY TO CON US, RIGHT?

YOU CAN T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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