Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th March 2019

Dilbert//10925, first published seven years ago on Thursday 14th March 2019

Hiring Unethical Scientist

Tags

suspicious, boss, lawyer, help, search, straightforward, scientist, bidding, money

Official transcript

Boss: We're looking for a scientist who can be easily influenced by money to back our product claims.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WERE LOOKING FOR A SCIENTIST WHO CAN BE EASILY INFLUENCED BY MONEY TO BACK OUR PRODUCT CLAIMS.

I'M PERFECT FOR THAT JOB. I HAVE NO ETHICAL BOUNDARIES WHATSOEVER.

BUT YOU WON'T TRY TO CON US, RIGHT?

YOU CAN T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Perfect Job"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a scientist and an employer. The employer is seeking a scientist who can easily influence others to back their product claims. The scientist, however, is not interested in the job, citing a lack of ethical boundaries. Despite this, the employer persists, suggesting that the scientist can have it both ways. The scientist remains unimpressed, highlighting the importance of maintaining ethical standards in professional settings.

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