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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th March 2019

Dilbert//10927, first published seven years ago on Saturday 16th March 2019

Quits To Get A Raise


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dilbert, wally, boss, conscience, rethink, quit, raise, going along, don't, ruin


Official transcript

Dilbert: I can't in good conscience support inaccurate health claims about our products. I quit.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CAN'T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE SUPPORT INACCURATE HEALTH CLAIMS ABOUT OUR PRODUCTS.

I QUIT.

I'LL GIVE YOU A 20% RAISE IF YOU STAY.

I QUIT TOO, BECAUSE OF ALL THE ETHICS AND STUFF.

DONT RUIN THIS FOR .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ethics and Conscience"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of characters seated at a table, engaged in a discussion about their workplace's ethics and conscience. The conversation begins with one character expressing dissatisfaction with the company's products, citing inaccurate health claims as a major concern.

The discussion unfolds with another character stating that they will quit if the company does not raise their salary by 20%. A third character then reveals that they have already quit, citing the company's unethical practices as the reason for their departure.

The final character in the group asserts that they will not be swayed by the prospect of a raise, emphasizing that they will not compromise their values and principles for personal gain. The comic strip concludes with the characters reaffirming their commitment to upholding ethical standards in the workplace.

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