Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th March 2019

Dilbert//10927, first published seven years ago on Saturday 16th March 2019

Quits To Get A Raise

Tags

dilbert, wally, boss, conscience, rethink, quit, raise, going along, don't, ruin

Official transcript

Dilbert: I can't in good conscience support inaccurate health claims about our products. I quit.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE SUPPORT INACCURATE HEALTH CLAIMS ABOUT OUR PRODUCTS.

I QUIT.

I'LL GIVE YOU A 20% RAISE IF YOU STAY.

I QUIT TOO, BECAUSE OF ALL THE ETHICS AND STUFF.

DONT RUIN THIS FOR .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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