Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th March 2019

Dilbert//10936, first published seven years ago on Monday 25th March 2019

Wally's Dna

Tags

business, office, office workers, dishes, break room, dna, genealogy

Official transcript

carol: did you leave unwashed dishes in the break room?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU LEAVE UNWASHED DISHES IN THE BREAK ROOM?

IT WASN'T ME.

I GOT A DNA SAMPLE OFF A FORK, RAN IT AGAINST PUBLIC GENEALOGY RECORDS AND NARROWED IT DOWN TO YOUR FAMILY.

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?

SOUNDS LIKE I HAVE A CHILD I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.

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