Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th March 2019
Dilbert//10936, first published seven years ago on Monday 25th March 2019
Wally's Dna
Tags
business, office, office workers, dishes, break room, dna, genealogy
Official transcript
carol: did you leave unwashed dishes in the break room?
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
DID YOU LEAVE UNWASHED DISHES IN THE BREAK ROOM?
IT WASN'T ME.
I GOT A DNA SAMPLE OFF A FORK, RAN IT AGAINST PUBLIC GENEALOGY RECORDS AND NARROWED IT DOWN TO YOUR FAMILY.
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?
SOUNDS LIKE I HAVE A CHILD I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Family Ties"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two coworkers in the break room. One coworker asks the other if they left unwashed dishes in the break room, prompting a response that leaves the first coworker confused.
Key Points:
- The second coworker claims to have left the dishes and explains that they have a child, but the first coworker is skeptical.
- The second coworker then reveals that they have a DNA sample off a fork, which they ran against public genealogy records and narrowed it down to their family.
- The first coworker is stunned by this revelation and asks how the second coworker explained it.
- The second coworker responds by saying that they sound like they have a child they don't know about.
Humor:
The comic strip's humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the coworker's unexpected revelation about their DNA sample. The punchline, where the second coworker compares themselves to having a child they don't know about, adds to the comedic effect.
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