Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th April 2019

Dilbert//10952, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 10th April 2019

Alice Won't Shake Hands

Tags

business, office, office workers, presentation, germs

Official transcript

the boss attempting a handshake: great job on the presentation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GREAT JOB ON THE PRESENTATION.

I PREFER TO AVOID CONTACT WITH THAT FESTERING GERM COLONY YOU CALL A HAND.

OKAY.

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.

AND COULD YOU FACE BACKWARD WHEN YOU TALK TO ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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