Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th April 2019

Dilbert//10956, first published seven years ago on Sunday 14th April 2019

Wally Plans His Retirement

Tags

business, office, office workers, retirement, profit

Official transcript

wally: the product i'm developing will be unprofitable for the first none years, but revenue will surge in the tenth.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE PRODUCT I'M DEVELOPING WILL BE UNPROFITABLE FOR THE FIRST NINE YEARS, BUT REVENUE WILL SURGE IN THE TENTH.

DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU PLAN TO RETIRE IN NINE YEARS?

MAYBE.

YOU WILL BE HAPPILY RETIRED BEFORE WE FIND OUT IF PROFITS REALLY DO SURGE IN YEAR TEN.

THAT MAKES EVERYTHING YOU SAY SOUND SUSPICIOUS.

NUMBERS DON'T LIE.

WHO CAME UP WITH THE NUMBERS?

THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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