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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th April 2019

Dilbert//10970, first published seven years ago on Sunday 28th April 2019

Wally Needs A Raise


Tags

business, office, office workers, system, architect, promotion, pay raise


Official transcript

wally: our new system installation is a catastrophe.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR NEW SYSTEM INSTALLATION IS A CATASTROPHE.

WE NEED TO TEAR IT OUT AND RE-ARCHITECT IT FROM SCRATCH.

IM THE ONLY PERSON QUALIFIED TO LEAD THAT EFFORT.

BUT GIVEN THE ENORMITY OF THE JOB, I WON'T DO IT WITHOUT A RAISE AND A PROMOTION.

WEREN'T YOU THE CAUSE OF THE CATASTROPHE?

EXACTLY THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS HOW TO FIX IT.

ARE YOU BLACKMAILING ?

NO. IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.

WOULDN'T I BE REWARDING YOU FOR FAILURE?

LET'S NOT LABEL

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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