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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th May 2019

Dilbert//10982, first published seven years ago on Friday 10th May 2019

Bad Planning


Tags

business, office, office workers, teamwork, team, deadline


Official transcript

ted: i need your help on my project today, or i'll miss my deadline.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOUR HELP ON MY PROJECT TODAY, OR I'LL MISS MY DEADLINE.

ARE YOU TRYING TO TURN YOUR LACK OF PLANNING INTO MY PROBLEM?

I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD BE A TEAM PLAYER.

I'M HOLDING OUT FOR AN OFFER FROM A BETTER TEAM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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