Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th May 2019

Dilbert//10989, first published seven years ago on Friday 17th May 2019

Seventeen Pieces Of Evidence

Tags

business, office, office workers, spying, moron, elbonian

Official transcript

the boss: we have seventeen pieces of evidence that you are an elbonian spy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE SEVENTEEN PIECES OF EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE AN ELBONIAN SPY.

NO, YOU HAVE SEVENTEEN COINCI DENCES AND A BAD CASE OF CONFIRMATION BIAS.

CAN YOU PROVE YOU ARE NOT A SPY?

HOW ABOUT I PROVE YOU'RE A MORON AND SEE HOW FAR THAT GETS US?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Elbonian Spy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, engaged in a conversation with a colleague. The conversation revolves around the topic of spying, with the colleague accusing Dilbert of being an Elbonian spy. Dilbert denies the accusation, citing the lack of evidence and the poor case against him. The colleague persists, asking Dilbert to prove he is not a spy. Dilbert responds by asking how one can prove they are not a spy, and the colleague's response is to ask how far the spy's reach extends. The comic strip ends with Dilbert holding a piece of paper, suggesting that he has evidence to prove his innocence.

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