Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th May 2019

Dilbert//10989, first published seven years ago on Friday 17th May 2019

Seventeen Pieces Of Evidence

Tags

business, office, office workers, spying, moron, elbonian

Official transcript

the boss: we have seventeen pieces of evidence that you are an elbonian spy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE SEVENTEEN PIECES OF EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE AN ELBONIAN SPY.

NO, YOU HAVE SEVENTEEN COINCI DENCES AND A BAD CASE OF CONFIRMATION BIAS.

CAN YOU PROVE YOU ARE NOT A SPY?

HOW ABOUT I PROVE YOU'RE A MORON AND SEE HOW FAR THAT GETS US?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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