Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th May 2019

Dilbert//10991, first published seven years ago on Sunday 19th May 2019

Tags

business, email, office workers, project manager, office, liar, photoshop

Official transcript

office worker: why are you telling everyone my project got canceled?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY ARE YOU TELLING EVERYONE MY PROJECT GOT CANCELED?!

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR. I SAW YOUR EMAIL TO TED.

IF I SHOW YOU THAT EMAIL RIGHT NOW, AND IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT YOUR PROJECT.

WILL YOU ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG AND HUMBLY APOLOGIZE TO ME?

I DON'T THINK I CAN COMMIT TO THAT.

WELL, ANYWAY, HERE IT IS. AND YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE YOU WERE WRONG.

THIS LOOKS PHOTO- SHOPPED I DON'T SEE A WINNING PATH FOR ME HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Project's Demise"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a project that has been canceled, with the protagonist Dilbert being blamed for its failure. The strip consists of eight panels, each featuring Dilbert and his boss, Wally, engaging in a conversation.

• Panel 1: Dilbert asks why everyone is telling him that his project was canceled, to which Wally responds that he never said anything like that.
• Panel 2: Dilbert expresses his confusion, and Wally denies making any such statement.
• Panel 3: Dilbert reveals that he saw an email from Wally to Ted, stating that nothing was wrong with the project.
• Panel 4: Wally claims that the email was a lie and that he saw something wrong with the project.
• Panel 5: Dilbert asks Wally to admit that he was wrong and apologize to him.
• Panel 6: Wally refuses to commit to anything, stating that he can see Dilbert were wrong.
• Panel 7: Dilbert points out that Wally is shopping, implying that he is not taking the situation seriously.
• Panel 8: Wally responds that he doesn't see a winning path for Dilbert, leaving Dilbert frustrated and confused.

Overall, the comic strip highlights the absurdity of office politics and the challenges of communicating effectively in a corporate setting.

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