Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th May 2019

Dilbert//10991, first published seven years ago on Sunday 19th May 2019


Tags

business, email, office workers, project manager, office, liar, photoshop


Official transcript

office worker: why are you telling everyone my project got canceled?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY ARE YOU TELLING EVERYONE MY PROJECT GOT CANCELED?!

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR. I SAW YOUR EMAIL TO TED.

IF I SHOW YOU THAT EMAIL RIGHT NOW, AND IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT YOUR PROJECT.

WILL YOU ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG AND HUMBLY APOLOGIZE TO ME?

I DON'T THINK I CAN COMMIT TO THAT.

WELL, ANYWAY, HERE IT IS. AND YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE YOU WERE WRONG.

THIS LOOKS PHOTO- SHOPPED I DON'T SEE A WINNING PATH FOR ME HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour