Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd May 2019

Dilbert//10994, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 22nd May 2019

Wally Has Best Excuse

Tags

boss, business, office, office workers, success

Official transcript

wally: i was tempted to succeed this week, but i caught myself in time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS TEMPTED TO SUCCEED THIS WEEK, BUT I CAUGHT MYSELF IN TIME.

SUCCESS WOULD IMPROVE MY ODDS OF MATING, AND I DON'T THINK YOU WANT MORE PEOPLE LIKE ME IN THIS WORLD.

THAT IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST EXCUSE FOR NOT WORKING THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD.

SHHH! DON'T COMPLIMENT ME IN PUBLIC!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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