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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th May 2019

Dilbert//10998, first published seven years ago on Sunday 26th May 2019


Tags

business, employees, office, office workers, pay raise, employee of the year


Official transcript

the boss: i'm looking for nominations for employee of the year.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M LOOKING FOR NOMINATIONS FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR.

DOES ANYONE HAVE A SUGGESTION?

HYPOTHETICALLY, WOULD THE WINNER OF THIS AWARD BE LIKELY TO GET A LARGER-THAN-NORMAL PAY RAISE?

I WOULD THINK SO, YES.

AND IS IT TRUE THAT OUR BUDGET FOR RAISES IS LIMITED?

YES, OF COURSE.

WOULD IT NOT BE AGAINST MY BEST INTERESTS TO NOMINATE AN EMPLOYEE WHO IS COMPETING WITH ME FOR SCARCE RESOURCES?

LET'S JUST FORGET I BROUGHT IT UP.

I NOMINATE MYSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Nominations for Employee of the Year"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of coworkers gathered at a table, discussing nominations for the "Employee of the Year" award. The conversation begins with one employee suggesting that they should consider raising the budget for the award, but another employee points out that it is limited. The discussion then turns to the idea of nominating oneself, with one employee jokingly suggesting that they would be the best candidate. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of self-nomination and the potential for employees to prioritize their own interests over the interests of others. Overall, the comic strip uses humor to highlight the absurdity of the situation and the challenges of navigating office politics.

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