Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th May 2019

Dilbert//11000, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 28th May 2019

Wally And His Priorities

Tags

business, meetings, office, office workers, sarcasm

Official transcript

the boss: wally, can you attend a meeting at 10 am tomorrow?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, CAN YOU ATTEND A MEETING AT 10 AM TOMORROW?

SURE. HERE'S A LIST OF MY PROJECTS SO YOU CAN TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU WANT TO FAIL WHILE I'M WASTING MY TIME AT YOUR MEETING.

WAS THERE A CHANCE ONE OF THEM WOULD SUCCEED?

WELL PLAYED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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