Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th May 2019

Dilbert//11000, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 28th May 2019

Wally And His Priorities

Tags

business, meetings, office, office workers, sarcasm

Official transcript

the boss: wally, can you attend a meeting at 10 am tomorrow?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, CAN YOU ATTEND A MEETING AT 10 AM TOMORROW?

SURE. HERE'S A LIST OF MY PROJECTS SO YOU CAN TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU WANT TO FAIL WHILE I'M WASTING MY TIME AT YOUR MEETING.

WAS THERE A CHANCE ONE OF THEM WOULD SUCCEED?

WELL PLAYED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Chance of Success"

Summary:

The comic strip features Wally, a character from the popular "Dilbert" series, seeking to identify which of his projects will be the most successful. He presents a list to his coworker, who responds with a sarcastic comment, implying that the chance of success for all projects is equally low. The strip humorously highlights the challenges of prioritizing tasks and the tendency to procrastinate.

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