Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th June 2019

Dilbert//11012, first published seven years ago on Sunday 9th June 2019

Tags

business, cell phone, managers & supervisors, message, office, squirrels

Official transcript

the boss to dilbert: ...and then i need you to...

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND THEN I NEED YOU TO...

DON'T DO IT.

DON'T CHECK THAT MESSAGE.

IT MIGHT BE IMPORTANT.

IT ISN'T MORE IMPORTANT THAN LISTENING TO YOUR BOSS.

I HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT.

LOOK! THERE'S A SQUIRREL ON THE PRINTER!

I DON'T SEE A SQUIRREL.

DID YOU CHECK YOUR PHONE?

WAS I SUPPOSED TO JUST SIT HERE AND WATCH YOU LOOKING FOR SQUIRRELS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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