Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th June 2019

Dilbert//11014, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 11th June 2019

Leadership And Guessing


Tags

business, coffee, managers & supervisors, office


Official transcript

alice to the boss: one option is to use the old method that has never once worked, but we think we know how to make it work next time.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ONE OPTION IS TO USE THE OLD METHOD THAT HAS NEVER ONCE WORKED, BUT WE THINK WE KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT WORK NEXT TIME.

THE OTHER OPTION IS TO TRY SOMETHING NEW THAT WE CAN'T BE SURE WILL WORK.

IT'S ALMOST AS IF LEADERSHIP IS NOTHING BUT GUESSING.

LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour