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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th July 2019

Dilbert//11047, first published seven years ago on Sunday 14th July 2019

Finding A Scapegoat


Tags

business, office, project, ceo, scapegaot, climate change


Official transcript

the boss: we'll need a scapegoat to blame for our failure on this project.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WELL NEED A SCAPEGOAT TO BLAME FOR OUR FAILURE ON THIS PROJECT.

NO ONE WILL BELIEVE IT WASN'T OUR FAULT.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING.

WE JUST HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO FRAME THE SITUATION.

I SUPPOSE WE COULD MAKE OUR LIE SOUND CREDIBLE.

THAT'S OVERKILL.

WE DON'T NEED TO SOUND CREDIBLE?

NOT EVEN A LITTLE.

OUR PROJECT FAILED BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE.

THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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