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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th July 2019

Dilbert//11047, first published seven years ago on Sunday 14th July 2019

Finding A Scapegoat


Tags

business, office, project, ceo, scapegaot, climate change


Official transcript

the boss: we'll need a scapegoat to blame for our failure on this project.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WELL NEED A SCAPEGOAT TO BLAME FOR OUR FAILURE ON THIS PROJECT.

NO ONE WILL BELIEVE IT WASN'T OUR FAULT.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING.

WE JUST HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO FRAME THE SITUATION.

I SUPPOSE WE COULD MAKE OUR LIE SOUND CREDIBLE.

THAT'S OVERKILL.

WE DON'T NEED TO SOUND CREDIBLE?

NOT EVEN A LITTLE.

OUR PROJECT FAILED BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE.

THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Climate Change Denial"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2019, features a conversation between Dilbert and his boss. The boss is skeptical about the project's success due to climate change, while Dilbert is more optimistic. The boss claims that people will believe anything, and that their project failed because of climate change, which sounds right. Dilbert suggests that they should frame the situation as a success, making their lie sound credible. The boss agrees, and they decide to make their lie sound credible. The comic strip highlights the absurdity of climate change denial and the willingness of some individuals to distort reality to fit their beliefs.

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