Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st July 2019
Dilbert//11054, first published seven years ago on Sunday 21st July 2019
Hallucinations At Meetings
Tags
business, office, office workers, server, hallucinate, network
Official transcript
in conference room.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I RECOMMEND WE UPGRADE ONE OF OUR SERVERS OVER THE WEEKEND.
SO, JUST TO BE CLEAR, YOU WANT TO REPLACE OUR ENTIRE NETWORK IN TWO DAYS?
UM. .. NO. 1 WANT TO REPLACE ONF DEFECTIVE SERVER.
WE CAN'T REPLACE OUR ENTIRE NETWORK IN TWO DAYS! THAT IS RIDICULOUS!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
IT'S AS IF THE THINGS I SAY HAVE NO IMPACT ON WHAT YOU HALLUCINATE YOU ARE HEARING.
YOU THINK YOU CAN REPLACE AN ENTIRE NETWORK IN TWO DAYS, AND YOU THINK I'M THE ONE WHO IS HALLUCINATING???
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW.
YOUR INCOMPETENCE IS CONFIRMED.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
The title of this comic strip is "Hallucinating".
This comic strip, originally published in 2009, depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally. The conversation revolves around a server upgrade, with Dilbert recommending a weekend upgrade to replace the entire network in two days. Wally is skeptical, questioning the feasibility of such a task and suggesting that Dilbert may be hallucinating. Dilbert insists that he is not, and the conversation escalates into a series of absurd and humorous exchanges.
The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of IT work and the sometimes-frustrating interactions between employees and management. It highlights the difficulties of communicating technical information to non-technical individuals and the tendency for managers to dismiss or downplay the complexity of IT tasks. Overall, the comic strip uses humor to comment on the quirks and challenges of working in the IT industry.
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