Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st July 2019

Dilbert//11054, first published seven years ago on Sunday 21st July 2019

Hallucinations At Meetings

Tags

business, office, office workers, server, hallucinate, network

Official transcript

in conference room.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I RECOMMEND WE UPGRADE ONE OF OUR SERVERS OVER THE WEEKEND.

SO, JUST TO BE CLEAR, YOU WANT TO REPLACE OUR ENTIRE NETWORK IN TWO DAYS?

UM. .. NO. 1 WANT TO REPLACE ONF DEFECTIVE SERVER.

WE CAN'T REPLACE OUR ENTIRE NETWORK IN TWO DAYS! THAT IS RIDICULOUS!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

IT'S AS IF THE THINGS I SAY HAVE NO IMPACT ON WHAT YOU HALLUCINATE YOU ARE HEARING.

YOU THINK YOU CAN REPLACE AN ENTIRE NETWORK IN TWO DAYS, AND YOU THINK I'M THE ONE WHO IS HALLUCINATING???

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW.

YOUR INCOMPETENCE IS CONFIRMED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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