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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th July 2019

Dilbert//11060, first published seven years ago on Saturday 27th July 2019

The Opinionated Old Guy


Tags

business, employees, internet & world wide web, old, opinion


Official transcript

the opinionated old guy: that idea will never work! unless you know some kind of "magic"

that sends data through the air. dilbert: i call it wi-fi. opinionated old guy: pffft! no one wants that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE OPINIONATED OLD GUY THAT IDEA WILL NEVER WORK!

UNLESS YOU KNOW SOME KIND OF "MAGIC" THAT SENDS DATA THROUGH THE AIR.

I CALL IT WI-FI.

PFFFT!

NO ONE WANTS THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Opinionated Old Guy"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two individuals, with the first person expressing frustration over the idea not working. The second person responds by stating that some kind of "magic" sends data through the air, referencing Wi-Fi. The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with the second person's use of "magic" to describe Wi-Fi being a playful and relatable example of how technology can be misunderstood or oversimplified.

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