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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th August 2019

Dilbert//11090, first published seven years ago on Monday 26th August 2019

Teambuilding Celebration


Tags

celebration, employees, office workers, parties, rules


Official transcript

Boss: Dilbert, I want you to plan the team-building celebration. Make sure there is no alcohol, no dancing, no touching, no flirting, and no joking around.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

, I WANT YOU TO PLAN THE TEAM-BUILDING CELEBRATION.

MAKE SURE THERE IS NO ALCOHOL, NO DANCING, NO TOUCHING, NO FLIRTING, AND NO JOKING AROUND.

CAN WE EAT?

ONLY FOOD THAT HAS NEVER BEEN NEAR A PEANUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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