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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th September 2019

Dilbert//11101, first published seven years ago on Friday 6th September 2019

Is No Longer His Name


Tags

boss, gender, managers & supervisors, men and women, office workers, respect, salary


Official transcript

Dilbert: My name used to be Dilbert, but my boss ordered me to identify as a woman. That way he can claim he pays men and women the same.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY NAME USED TO BE DILBERT, BUT MY BOSS ORDERED ME TO IDENTIFY AS A WOMAN.

THAT WAY HE CAN CLAIM HE PAYS MEN AND WOMEN THE SAME.

I JUST LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOUR COMPANY.

THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN EITHER WAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Boss's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character who is ordered by his boss to identify as a woman. Dilbert's response is a mix of frustration and sarcasm, as he claims to have lost all respect for his company. The conversation highlights the absurdity of the situation and the employee's resistance to conforming to his boss's demands. The strip pokes fun at the idea of forced identity changes and the challenges of navigating workplace politics.

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