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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th September 2019

Dilbert//11101, first published seven years ago on Friday 6th September 2019

Is No Longer His Name


Tags

boss, gender, managers & supervisors, men and women, office workers, respect, salary


Official transcript

Dilbert: My name used to be Dilbert, but my boss ordered me to identify as a woman. That way he can claim he pays men and women the same.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY NAME USED TO BE DILBERT, BUT MY BOSS ORDERED ME TO IDENTIFY AS A WOMAN.

THAT WAY HE CAN CLAIM HE PAYS MEN AND WOMEN THE SAME.

I JUST LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOUR COMPANY.

THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN EITHER WAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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