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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th September 2019

Dilbert//11107, first published seven years ago on Thursday 12th September 2019

The Consultant


Tags

advice, boss, business, criticism, managers & supervisors, judgement


Official transcript

Man: ...And that's what I recommend.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE CONSULTANT AND THAT'S WHAT I RECOMMEND.

I REJECT YOUR RECOMMENDATION BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATCH WHAT WE ALREADY DECIDED TO DO.

THAT'S NO WAY TO RUN A BUSINESS.

CAN YOU REFER ME TO A LESS JUDGY CONSULTANT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Consultant's Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a consultant and a client. The client asks for the consultant's recommendation, to which the consultant responds with a suggestion. However, the client rejects the recommendation, citing that it doesn't align with their existing plans. The consultant is perplexed, asking if the client wants him to refer them to a less judgmental consultant. This exchange highlights the challenges of providing unbiased advice in a business setting.

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