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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd September 2019

Dilbert//11117, first published seven years ago on Sunday 22nd September 2019

New Tv Ad


Tags

argument, business ethics, marketing, men and women, office workers, relations between the sexes, accuse


Official transcript

Dilbert: Ben, from marketing, is here to give us a preview of our new tv ad.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

BEN, FROM MARKETING, IS HERE TO GIVE US A PREVIEW OF OUR NEW TV AD.

THE OPENING SCENE SHOWS A BUNCH OF MEN WHO ARE WEAK AND STUPID, FAILING TO SOLVE A COMMON PROBLEM.

THEN A CONFIDENT AND STRONG WOMAN ENTERS AND SOLVES THE PROBLEM WITH EASE.

ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLY SEXIST?

NO, BECAUSE ONLY THE MEN ARE WEAK AND STUPID.

AND THAT'S NOT SEXIST?

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO WEAK AND STUPID?

YOU SOUND LIKE A BIGOT.

I'LL QUIET NOW.

AS QUICKLY AS IT BEGAN, THE REBELLION WAS QUASHED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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