Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th September 2019

Dilbert//11124, first published seven years ago on Sunday 29th September 2019

Boss Recommends Blockchain

Tags

boss, business, computer software, managers & supervisors, office workers, technology

Official transcript

CEO: I don't understand why you are recommending blockchain for this application.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE RECOMMENDING BLOCKCHAIN FOR THIS APPLICATION.

MY STAFF ARE THE EXPERTS, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN THE BASIC IDEA.

YOU SEE, USING BLOCKCHAIN IS LIKE LOSING A NECKLACE ON THE BEACH.

THEN A SEAGULL FINDS THE NECKLACE AND TAKES IT BACK TO ITS NEST.

AND WE ALL LIKE DATA SECURITY, DON'T WE?

IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU ARE PROPOSING A PLAN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ANY LEVEL.

WELL, YES, BUT KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT EVEN IF I COULD EXPLAIN IT.

BUT YOU'RE SURE SOMEONE ON YOUR STAFF UNDERSTANDS IT, RIGHT?

DEFINE "SURE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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