Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st October 2019

Dilbert//11126, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 1st October 2019

Food Poisoning


Tags

office workers, office, health, food, poison, work, potluck


Official transcript

boss: everyone who went to the potluck got food poisoning. i need you to do all their work while they are out sick.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EVERYONE WHO WENT TO THE POTLUCK GOT FOOD POISONING.

I NEED YOU TO DO ALL OF THEIR WORK WHILE THEY ARE OUT SICK.

WERE THERE LEFTOVERS?

THERE MIGHT BE.

CAN I HAVE A PLATE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour