Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th October 2019

Dilbert//11134, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 9th October 2019

Your Real Scheme

Tags

office workers, office, business, scheme, power, costs, mind, reader, psychology

Official transcript

dilbert: and this method will reduce costs by thirty percent.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND THIS METHOD WILL REDUCE COSTS BY THIRTY PERCENT.

NICE TRY, BUT I KNOW YOUR REAL SCHEME IS TO GRAB POWER.

YOU'RE NOT A GOOD MIND READER.

AND YET I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY I CAN'T READ MINDS.

EXPLAIN THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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