Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th October 2019

Dilbert//11143, first published seven years ago on Friday 18th October 2019

Wally Has Skills

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, performance, review, robot, design, skills

Official transcript

boss: wally, your performance is substandard.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, YOUR PERFORMANCE IS SUBSTANDARD.

GIVE ME A GREAT PERFORMANCE REVIEW, OR ELSE I'LL DESIGN A ROBOT THAT WILL TAKE YOUR JOB.

YOU COULD DO THAT?

I HAVE SKILLS. I JUST DON'T LIKE TO USE THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Performance Review"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Wally and his boss, who is conducting a performance review. The boss expresses disappointment with Wally's performance, citing substandard results. Wally responds by offering to design a robot that will take his job, implying that he is not interested in using his skills to improve his performance. The boss is taken aback by Wally's suggestion and asks if he could do that. Wally replies that he has skills, but doesn't like to use them. The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of employees being unenthusiastic about their work and seeking ways to avoid using their skills.

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