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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th October 2019

Dilbert//11143, first published seven years ago on Friday 18th October 2019

Wally Has Skills


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, performance, review, robot, design, skills


Official transcript

boss: wally, your performance is substandard.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, YOUR PERFORMANCE IS SUBSTANDARD.

GIVE ME A GREAT PERFORMANCE REVIEW, OR ELSE I'LL DESIGN A ROBOT THAT WILL TAKE YOUR JOB.

YOU COULD DO THAT?

I HAVE SKILLS. I JUST DON'T LIKE TO USE THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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