Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th October 2019

Dilbert//11145, first published seven years ago on Sunday 20th October 2019

Bad News I Can't Tell You

Tags

angry, employees, frustrated, news, office workers

Official transcript

Carol: I have bad news.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE BAD NEWS.

WHAT IS IT?

I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

WHY CAN'T YOU TELL ME NOW?

I DON'T WANT TO START AND THEN GET INTERRUPTED IF SOMEONE COMES IN THE ROOM.

HOW BAD IS THE NEWS?

IT'S BAD.

VERY BAD.

YOU'RE MAKING ME CRAZY. HOW CAN I RELAX KNOWING SOME TERRIBLE NEWS IS OUT THERE?

DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE BAD NEWS IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS!!!

WHAT DID I MISS?

I DON'T KNOW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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