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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th October 2019

Dilbert//11145, first published seven years ago on Sunday 20th October 2019

Bad News I Can't Tell You


Tags

angry, employees, frustrated, news, office workers


Official transcript

Carol: I have bad news.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE BAD NEWS.

WHAT IS IT?

I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

WHY CAN'T YOU TELL ME NOW?

I DON'T WANT TO START AND THEN GET INTERRUPTED IF SOMEONE COMES IN THE ROOM.

HOW BAD IS THE NEWS?

IT'S BAD.

VERY BAD.

YOU'RE MAKING ME CRAZY. HOW CAN I RELAX KNOWING SOME TERRIBLE NEWS IS OUT THERE?

DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE BAD NEWS IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS!!!

WHAT DID I MISS?

I DON'T KNOW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Bad News" and revolves around Dilbert's coworkers informing him of bad news. The story unfolds as follows:

  • Dilbert's coworkers approach him, eager to share the news, but he initially declines to hear it.
  • One coworker, despite Dilbert's reluctance, shares the news, which Dilbert finds distressing.
  • Dilbert then asks others if they have any bad news, and they share their own stories.
  • The comic strip concludes with Dilbert feeling overwhelmed by the accumulation of bad news from his coworkers.

Key Themes

  • The comic strip explores the idea that people often seek to share bad news with others, even if it's not welcome.
  • It also touches on the theme of how people can become desensitized to bad news over time.
  • The strip uses humor to comment on the human tendency to seek out and share negative information.

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