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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th October 2019

Dilbert//11149, first published seven years ago on Thursday 24th October 2019

Project Update


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, project, update, plan, read, imaginary


Official transcript

boss: did you send me your project update?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU SEND ME YOUR PROJECT UPDATE?

WERE YOU PLANNING TO READ IT?

NO.

THEN I TOTALLY SENT IT TO YOU.

HALF OF MY JOB IS IMAGINAR Y.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Half of My Job Is Imaginary"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, engaging in a conversation with his coworker, who is dressed in a red coat. The conversation revolves around a project update that Dilbert is expected to read.

  • Dilbert is asked if he has sent the project update.
  • He responds that he was planning to read it, but then sent it to the person who asked him to.
  • The coworker expresses surprise, stating that "half of my job is imaginary."

Key Takeaway:

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of bureaucratic processes and the tendency for tasks to become redundant or unnecessary.

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