Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st November 2019

Dilbert//11157, first published seven years ago on Friday 1st November 2019

Two Places At Once

Tags

managers & supervisors, business, meeting, time, states, impossible

Official transcript

dilbert: you committed me to two different meetings at the same time in different states. it is not possible to be in two places at the same time

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU COMMITTED ME TO TWO DIFFERENT MEETINGS AT THE SAME TIME IN DIFFERENT STATES IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO BE IN TWO PLACES AT THE SAME TIME.

PFFT!

I COULD DO IT.

EVEN WALLY COULD DO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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