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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st November 2019

Dilbert//11157, first published seven years ago on Friday 1st November 2019

Two Places At Once


Tags

managers & supervisors, business, meeting, time, states, impossible


Official transcript

dilbert: you committed me to two different meetings at the same time in different states. it is not possible to be in two places at the same time

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU COMMITTED ME TO TWO DIFFERENT MEETINGS AT THE SAME TIME IN DIFFERENT STATES IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO BE IN TWO PLACES AT THE SAME TIME.

PFFT!

I COULD DO IT.

EVEN WALLY COULD DO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Two Meetings at the Same Time"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, sitting at a conference table with three other individuals. The conversation revolves around the possibility of attending two meetings simultaneously in different locations.

  • Dilbert expresses his commitment to attending two meetings at the same time in different states.
  • His colleagues respond with skepticism, questioning the feasibility of such a task.
  • Dilbert remains determined, stating that it is not possible to be in two places at the same time.
  • The conversation ends with Dilbert's declaration that he could do it, despite his colleagues' doubts.

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip highlights the absurdity of attempting to attend multiple meetings simultaneously.
  • It pokes fun at the idea of being in two places at once, a common phrase used to describe impossible situations.
  • The conversation showcases Dilbert's determination and confidence, even in the face of skepticism from his colleagues.

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