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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th November 2019

Dilbert//11174, first published seven years ago on Monday 18th November 2019

Boss Helps


Tags

managers & supervisors, project, deadline, interruption, business, new, task, priority


Official transcript

boss: why isn't your project done yet?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY ISN'T YOUR PROJECT DONE YET?

BECAUSE EVERY TIME I WALK PAST YOUR OFFICE YOU GIVE ME THREE NEW TASKS AND TELL ME THEY ARE MY HIGHEST PRIORITY.

I WAS HOPING YOU DIDN T KNOW WHY.

HIRE SOMEONE DUMBER NEXT TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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