Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd November 2019

Dilbert//11178, first published seven years ago on Friday 22nd November 2019

Ceo Visits

Tags

managers & supervisors, ceo, office, questions, visit, eyes, dead, business

Official transcript

dilbert: our ceo will be visiting the office tomorrow, so act busy. and don't look directly at him because i don't want him to see how dead your eyes look.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO WILL BE VISITING THE OFFICE TOMORROW, SO ACT BUSY.

AND DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM TO SEE HOW DEAD YOUR EYES LOOK.

CAN WE ASK HIM QUESTIONS?

NO, NO.

NOTHING GOOD CAN COME FROM THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The CEO's Visit"

Summary:

• The CEO is visiting the office tomorrow, prompting the employees to act busy.
• One employee, Dilbert, is asked by the CEO not to look directly at him because he doesn't want to see how dead his eyes look.
• Dilbert is then asked by another employee if he can ask the CEO questions, to which he responds, "No, nothing good can come from that."

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