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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 24th November 2019

Dilbert//11180, first published seven years ago on Sunday 24th November 2019

Manufacturing In Elbonia


Tags

managers & supervisors, business, out source, elbonia, money, government, reputation


Official transcript

boss: we're moving our manufacturing operations to elbonia to save money.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE'RE MOVING OUR MANUFACTURING OPERATIONS TO ELBONIA TO SAVE MONEY.

ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE ELBONIAN GOVERNMENT'S REPUTATION?

NAH. I TRY TO STAY OUT OF THE WEEDS.

THEY'RE BUILDING CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND ROUNDING UP DISSENTERS.

THEY INTENIONALLY POISONED A HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY.

THEY ARE HABITUAL STEALERS OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, AND THEY ROUTINELY IGNORE AGREEMENTS THEY HAVE SIGNED.

AND THEY HAVE A WELL-KNOWN GOAL OF WEAKENING OTHER COUNTRIES SO THEY CAN DOMINATE THE WORLD WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT I'M SAVING MONEY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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