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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th December 2019

Dilbert//11191, first published seven years ago on Thursday 5th December 2019

Morning Meetings


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, meetings, morning, effectiveness, afternoon, complain


Official transcript

dilbert: my creativity energy is highest in the morning, but you always schedule our meetings then. your ill-timed meetings reduce my effectiveness by eighty percent.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY CREATIVE ENERGY IS HIGHEST IN THE MORNING, BUT YOU ALWAYS SCHEDULE OUR MEETINGS THEN.

YOUR ILL-TIMED MEETINGS REDUCE MY EFFECTIVENESS BY EIGHTY PERCENT.

WHAT DO I USE THAT YOU DO TIME TO IN THE COMPLAIN AFTER - ABOUT MY NOONS?

MORNING MEETINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Morning Meetings"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between two coworkers, one of whom is known for their creative energy in the morning but struggles with scheduling meetings during this time. The other coworker, however, finds that ill-timed meetings reduce their effectiveness by eighty percent. The conversation takes a humorous turn when the first coworker asks what the second coworker does in the afternoons, only to be met with the response that they use this time to complain about morning meetings. The strip pokes fun at the challenges of balancing work and personal life, highlighting the importance of finding a balance between productivity and personal well-being.

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