Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th December 2019

Dilbert//11191, first published seven years ago on Thursday 5th December 2019

Morning Meetings


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, meetings, morning, effectiveness, afternoon, complain


Official transcript

dilbert: my creativity energy is highest in the morning, but you always schedule our meetings then. your ill-timed meetings reduce my effectiveness by eighty percent.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY CREATIVE ENERGY IS HIGHEST IN THE MORNING, BUT YOU ALWAYS SCHEDULE OUR MEETINGS THEN.

YOUR ILL-TIMED MEETINGS REDUCE MY EFFECTIVENESS BY EIGHTY PERCENT.

WHAT DO I USE THAT YOU DO TIME TO IN THE COMPLAIN AFTER - ABOUT MY NOONS?

MORNING MEETINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour