Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th December 2019

Dilbert//11194, first published seven years ago on Sunday 8th December 2019

Software Already Done

Tags

managers & supervisors, prototype, resources, software, program, miscommunication, frustration

Official transcript

dilbert: what do you think?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

THIS WILL NEVER WORK.

THIS ISN'T A PROTOTYPE. THIS IS THE FINISHED SOFTWARE, AND IT'S WORKING.

I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN GET THIS DONE IN TIME.

IT'S ALREADY DONE. YOU ARE LITERALLY USING IT WHILE WE ARE TALKING.

WE DON'T HAVE THE RESOURCES TO PROGRAM THIS.

IT'S ALREADY DONE!

YOU. ARE. USING.

IT. RIGHT. NOW!

YOU'D BETTER SETTLE DOWN, OR YOULL NEVER GET THIS FINISHED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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