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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th December 2019

Dilbert//11200, first published seven years ago on Saturday 14th December 2019

Denying Science


Tags

business, technology, medical, antidepressants, product, science


Official transcript

dogbert's tech support

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT I RECOMMEND TAKING POWERFUL ANTIDEPRESSANTS.

IT WON'T MAKE OUR PRODUCT ANY EASIER TO USE, BUT MAYBE YOU WON'T CARE AS MUCH.

OF COURSE IT WILL WORK. SHEESH!

DENY SCIENCE MUCH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert's Tech Support"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2019, features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character from the popular comic strip "Dilbert," in a tech support role. The strip is divided into three panels, each showcasing Dogbert's unorthodox approach to problem-solving.

Panel 1:

  • Dogbert recommends taking powerful antidepressants to alleviate technical issues.
  • This panel sets the tone for Dogbert's unconventional methods.

Panel 2:

  • Dogbert claims that his product won't make the problem easier to use but may make the user less concerned about it.
  • This statement highlights Dogbert's lack of concern for the user's well-being.

Panel 3:

  • Dogbert denies that science has anything to do with his solution.
  • This panel showcases Dogbert's dismissal of scientific principles and his reliance on unproven methods.

Overall, this comic strip pokes fun at the tech industry's tendency to prioritize profits over user experience and the use of unproven or pseudoscientific solutions to technical problems.

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