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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th December 2019

Dilbert//11202, first published seven years ago on Monday 16th December 2019

How Long It Will Take


Tags

business, assignment, deadline, incompetence, meeting, co-workers, months


Official transcript

boss: can you have it done in a week?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN YOU HAVE IT DONE IN A WEEK?

NOT IF I HAVE TO WORK WITH OTHER EMPLOYEES.

GIVEN THE GALACTIC INCOMPETENCE OF MY COWORKERS, IT WOULD PROBABLY TAKE SEVEN TO NINE MONTHS.

I'LL GIVE YOU TWO WEEKS.

THAT'S HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE TO SET UP THE FIRST MEEING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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